The Panther bribed William Jefferson, former Congressman from Louisiana, in an effort to receive special treatment in football. Jefferson is now serving 13 years for accepting over $470,000 in bribes from the Panther.
Sandra Bullock’s husband Jesse James relies on the Panther to find women for him. And judging from Michelle “Bombshell” McGee, the Panther knows where to find some strange ones. Very strange, indeed.
The Panther and Coach K — long time friends and allies.
The Panther was responsible for inspecting the levees in New Orleans prior to Hurricane Katrina. Obviously someone forgot to do their job.
Stalin, Lenin and the Panther pose for this picture in 1919 following the Russian Revolution of 1917, which gave power to Lenin.
The Panther caused Truck Bryant’s injury by using a sledgehammer on Truck’s foot. There are no boundaries when it comes to evilness.
The Panther and Lee Corso have a friendship dating back many decades. Anyone who is friends with Lee Corso is obviously evil.
The Panther was a major supporter of Hugo Chavez and helped him get elected in Venezuela’s 1998 election. With the help of the Panther, Chavez maintains an adversarial relationship with the United States.
Though blamed on the Mothman, this picture of the Panther in Point Pleasant could prove that he helped bring down the Silver Bridge in 1967.
The Panther introduced Barry Bonds to “the juice” while he was still in Pittsburgh.
The Panther created the Dust Bowl in the Great Plains just for the entertainment.
For many years, the Panther was a backup dancer for the group Milli Vanilli. He is the one who encouraged them to lip sync their songs.
Insider trading has the Panther’s name written all over it.
The Panther paid Ike Taylor to take out former WVU quarterback Pat White because of White’s mocking at WVU / Pitt game at Heinz Field. The Panther looks on approvingly.
What do cats and Michael Vick have in common? They both hate dogs. The Panther and Mike Vick have a longstanding friendship dating back to Vick’s days at VTech.
It was the Panther’s idea to fill the Hindenburg with hydrogen.
Alex Rodriguez takes a stroll with his closest friends
The real reason Geno Smith isn’t starting for the Jets
We endorse no candidates…but watch for that guy on the bottom: he’s shady. And don’t vote for the Pittsburgh Panther either.
The Panther mourns the death of his lifelong friend, Kim Jong-Il.
The Panther has volunteered to assist in the defense of Jerry Sandusky
How the Panther created the great tsunami.
The Panther had Kim Jong Il launch an attack to distract the American public from how badly the Wannstache sucks
Pitt came up with the new TSA standards